Open Scandal

In light of the holiday season, yet again we are faced with the perpetual annoyance of having to hear these redneck individuals complain that they should be able to say “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Holidays”. Luckily for you I have good news! Go ahead, say “Merry Christmas”. Nobody gives a crap. Public institutions, however, [...]

As the world continues its irreversible “slouch towards Bethlehem,” the murky cacophony of traditional season greetings increases exponentially. Those who spread the particular virus that there is a war on Christmas accuse anyone who does not light up the neighborhood with colored mini-lights or go about as if good cheer was a growl akin to [...]

The past few years have been an unprecedentedly interesting time for politics. We are living in one of the most dynamic and changing political climates in our nation’s history. Partisan politics are grid locking federal and state legislatures and wreaking havoc on millions of Americans. It is understandably easy to be pessimistic and shortsighted in [...]

After arrogantly spending months repetitiously bleating “Where are the jobs, Mr. President?”, John Boehner answered the question. In lieu of jobs, the new Speaker of the House has championed abortion reform, DOMA, immigration profiling, the dismantling of Medicare, the Patriot Act’s most abusive elements, tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans, privatizing everything from Social Security [...]

If anyone is undecided I can help find your way to which party you should attribute yourself. Let us ask the essential questions that may be the essence of, what I consider, a today Republican or a today Democrat. I say “today” to ensure you, the reader, that I understand that the roles have changed [...]

Let us first recognize that if you repost anything from Sarah Palin and assume what she writes about is even remotely close to factual, you are presumably even more idiotic than she. Now even if she does post something that has remnants of facts interspersed within her hate speech, it is usually taken out of [...]

The latest of the dramatics in the White House is to get the nimrods to agree on raising our debt ceiling. While most economist agree (and I’m speaking of educated individuals not the likes of Palin or Glenn Beck) this is vital to prevent catastrophic downfall within our economy, it is beside the point. Boner [...]

Naturally when we think of cutting spending and balancing our budget we first have to start pulling back on planned parenthood and abortions. It’s insane how many federally funded abortions planned parenthood has initiated this past year and just how immoral it is as God will certainly condemn those who’ve participated. I can’t believe a [...]

It may make perfect sense for Republicans to do such a seemingly unpopular thing by cutting education to save their budget. Typically those who vote for our “today Republicans” (and I have to clarify that a ‘today republican’ does not really stand for traditional Republican values) fall into one of three classes: 1. Minimally educated. [...]